FreakHumorify

Uh, Sasuke, no offense, but an Uchiha wanting to be Hokage was what started this entire nonsense in the first place.

(Source: paws-bells)

snowwanderer:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia we offer them beer

(via darkwitchofdream)

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

(via tinydragongina)

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

(via fuhrerwarranty)

webhero00:

Just saw that “Cabbage Patch” by paws-bells was updated…

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via its-the-opheliac-in-me)